time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
I’m angry because it gets dark at 4pm
one of my favorite jokes of all time
Alex McKee … the pretty boy with the beautiful smile
Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse.
We’re a team, aren’t we? And I’m so proud of my victors. So proud. You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
someone put this into words.
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance